But are you *really* smarter than a fifth grader?
NO 👏 MORE 👏 DISNEY 👏 REMAKES 👏
*clicks immediately* *scrolls vigorously* *smiles contagiously*
"Thank you for donating your balls."
Bask in the Glow-Up™.
*takes research notes in my Science binder, which is obviously GREEN*
END 👏 THE 👏 YEAR 👏 WITH 👏 A 👏 BANG 👏
"Women just get it. And men don’t. Won’t elaborate."
Is your pasta knowledge REALLY *chef's kiss*?
"Trying to figure out how Hannah can be on Dancing with the Stars and Peter’s season at the same time..."
Consider my snoot booped.
*gently dabs happy tears with handkerchief*
*SpongeBob narrator voice* Ten years later...
Which artist was Selena Gomez's "Come & Get It" originally intended for?
Cold water: Looks just like hot water, but not hot.
"The under-boob tattoo is the tramp stamp of the 2010s."
"Up until yesterday, I 100% was convinced cuffing season just meant you rolled up your jeans."
"Say it ain't so / I will not go / Turn the lights off / Corgis in snow!!!"